1, one of the peach blossom, with menstrual cycles, are fits and starts.
2, one day in the car listening to: the daughter ah, you look at this troubled world, secretaries, teachers, nurses, assistant with the men of God have a horse now, you are young is not small Christian Louboutin website, and now the young married it as soon as possible, but too much for 2 years, even the other half will be the ... ...
3, young idler, not the boss room.
4, in the movies, black boys had heard a loud shout: move the mouse ah!
5, my girlfriend with me who should play a manager who will lose the other games, are more than six months! Never heard from again! ! Mother, she is not the I dumped ah?
6, a person asked me yesterday and asked the mayor is called the River of Nanjing Bridge girls supra footwear, I disagree. He said that I take the train when crossing the river in Nanjing, how to see a billboard that read: Welcome to Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge!
7,2 13, two forced festival, February 14 Valentine's Day. This tells us two Shabi from a pair of lovers, just 一日; also told us, and then affectionate person, not the day, it was Shabi
8, the world's most remote distance, is his mother Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
9, over the years, there has been plagued me - Haier Brothers, in the end which is 1, which is 0?
10, in fact, 99% do not know: February 14 is Valentine's Day West, but also the world epilepsy day.
11, all of them are on the side is not necessarily a good thing, for example, they have stood the ship's side.
12, the boss, you do Taobao most reassuring is what ah? Oh! I am most assured that never received fake money! Yeah!
13, after the meeting to ask: Ah you force it? The answer: I pear great ... ...
14, is God gay horse can not eat half of the couples Valentine pot! ! ! (Via Empty Curse)
15 shop supra shoes, lovers of valentine day, over the enemy DiRenJie. . .
16, the most correct values can destroy a person's activities is one of the reunions. . In the spirit of overwhelming male students. Female students physically overwhelming. . .
17, finally clear to parents that he is GAY, they forced me to find a boyfriend ... ...
18, so we have money, we buy two lollipops. One you looked at me to eat. . Another root. . I eat it to you. . .
19, on the road picking up a mouse pad, like with computers. Friends analysis: With the computer had to buy furniture sets, with the furniture had to buy a house, leaving a shortfall of the house with a girlfriend, get married with his girlfriend, ah, have children after marriage, birth of a child have buy milk ah, but also to raise your children grow up, maybe your children grow up they pick a mouse pad, that lack of things more, I quickly threw that horrible mouse pad. .
20, in class, a children's shoes came a note, I really want to see the contents of his flat, is written above: in?
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